» daniel krumitz · quotes
- So, this is your place, huh? Nice! Homey
- Oh, I don't know! Uh, drum set... velvet Elvis... a pet alligator
- Five foot two!
- Really? You're fully grown?
- Au contraire, my vertically challenged friend
- Yeah, well, clearing your history may hide your porn sites from your girlfriend but it won't hide anything from me
- Does Nelson's tie match his socks?
- Alright, we're in
- I never though that!