[Intro] Cause some things just, don't change It's better when they stay the same Although the whole world, knows your name So on a, bigger stage They came to see you spit your game So it shouldn't be difficult, to explain Just why you came back again You hate the fame, love the game Cold as ice, you remain Fuck them all, tell them all eat shit, here we go again

[Spoken] Goddamn Is it that time again already? Haha, you don't look too happy to see me Fuck man, don't everybody welcome me back at once All right, just fuck ya'll then

[Verse 1] You can get the dick, just call me the ball sack, I'm nuts Michael Vick in this bitch, dog, fall back you mutts Fuck your worms, you've never seen such a sick puppy Fuck it a sick duck, I want my duck sicked mommy And my nuts licked, gobble them up trick, yummy Bitch, you don't fuckin' think I know that you suck dick, dummy? You'll get your butt kicked, fuck all that love shit honey Yeah, I laugh when I call you a slut, it's funny Shorty dance while I diss you to the beat, fuck the words You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve, sucker Motherfucka, might as well let my lips pucker Like Elton John, cause I'm just a mean cocksucker The shit is on cause you went and pissed me off Now I'm shittin' and pissin' on everybody give a fuck if it's right or wrong So put the Buddah light a bong But take a look at Mariah, next time I inspire you to write a song, come on

[Hook] Oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh I'm as cold as the cold wind, blows When it snows and it's twenty-below Ask me why man, I just don't, know Know-know-know, know-know, know I'm as cold as the cold wind, blows Blow-blow-blows, blow-blow, blows Oh, oh-oh-oh

[Verse 2] Fuck it I'm a loose cannon, Bruce Banner's back in the booth Y'all are sitting ducks, I'm the only goose standin' I'll set the world on fire, piss on it put it out Stick my dick in a circle, but I'm not fuckin' around, mothafucka I'll show you pussyfootin', I'll kick a bitch in the cunt 'til it makes a queef and sounds like a fuckin' whoopee cushion Who the fuck is you pushing? You musta mistook me For some sissy soft punk lookin' for some nookie or bosom Go ahead fuckin' hater, push me I'll told you ain't no fucking way to shush me Call me a faggot cause I hate a pussy Man the fuck up, sissy G's up all you gardeners freeze up, put your hoes down "Shady ease up, man, chill" Naw, I can't goddamn it, rap is a landfill Drop the anvil, these are shoes that you can't fill Shit the day that happens the world will stop spinnin' And Michael J. Fox'll come to a standstill During a earthquake, urine in your face, cause you're fake "Ah! What the fuck? That hurt! Wait Ah what the fuck! I just got struck by lightning" All right then I quit, God, I give up Call it "Evil That Men Do" Lord forgive me for what my pen do "This is for your sins, I cleanse you, you can repent But I warn you, if you continue to hell I send you" And just then the wind blew and I said

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[Verse 3] How long will I be this way? Shady until my dyin' day 'til I hang up the mic and it's time for me to say... so long 'til then I'll drop the fuckin' bombs Like I missed the pass when I went long If you don't like it you can kiss my ass in a lint thong Now sing along, slut this, slut that, learn the words to the song! "Oh, bitches don't like that" Homie, I'll be nicer to women When Aquaman drowns and the Human Torch starts swimming Man I'm a cold soul, I roll solo So don't compare me to the other bums over there It's like apples to oranges, peaches to plums yeah I'm bananas pussy, cut off the grapes and grow a pair But I swear you try to diss me I'll slaughter you I put that on everything, like everyone does with Auto-tune The last thing you want to do, is have me spit out a rhyme And say "I was writing this and I thought of you," so

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[Outro] I don't know, I don't know, what caused I don't know what caused me to be this way I don't know, I don't know but I'll, probably be this way 'til my dying day I don't know why I'm so, I'm so cold, mean things I don't mean to say I guess this is how you made me