» jessica simpson · quotes
"Am I eating chicken or tuna?"
"At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends' and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They're like an accessory."
"I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it."
"I have to go... drop some kids in the pool."
"I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine."
"I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer."
"I think that freshness and that innocence is something that is missing from a lot of female singers. I'm certainly not denying that I'm young, but I'm not fluff."
"I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!"
"I would love for the time to come where somebody can talk about me and not have to talk about Britney and Christina in the same sentence."
"I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair."
"Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?"
"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'"
"My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad. That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart."
"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s."