Hello
[Intro]
Hello... Allow me to introduce myself
My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you
It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long
My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
[Verse 1: Eminem] You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill, and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet A napsack pack with like 40-some Xanaxes Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Forumula 44D and 40's with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
[Hook A] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friend's waiting to say hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[Verse 2: Eminem] Yeah My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimme 'em It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian? I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Hook B] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[Verse 3: Eminem] Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good (Word, word, word, word, word, word, word) I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up, muscle relaxers For his back, and a couple of Paxils, now he's doubling backwards And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back
[Hook B]
[Outro] Hello... Allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you
[Verse 1: Eminem] You see that chick in the gym, checkin' me out? Any second I'm bout to stick her neck in my mouth I lose a pill, and I'm recklessly wreckin' the house That was supposed to be breakfast, where the heck is it now There's the necklace I lost, right next to Stephanie's blouse Man I should check to see if my mom left any out Nope, guess I'll re-route Maybe somewhere in the depths of the couch Oh, jackpot, yeah, open sesame mouth Down the hatch, and the feelin' you can't match it I rat-tat-tap on your door with the damn ratchet Att-ack-tack-tacking a whore with the damn hatchet A napsack pack with like 40-some Xanaxes Shorty come back, I'm tryna score me some lap dances I'm bout to relapse, so baby pour me some Jack Daniel's Forumula 44D and 40's with bad capsules The bad apple spoils the bunch, I'm back atcha
[Hook A] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And are you menstruating baby, my lil' friend's waiting to say hello The way your titties are wiggling and your booties shakin' like Jello Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[Verse 2: Eminem] Yeah My equilibrium's off, must be the lithium I don't need to buy any drugs, man people gimme 'em It just becomes everyday, extra curriculum No reason in particular, it was strictly fun A 5th of rum and 2 bottles of 151 51 people asleep in my damn living room Excuse me hun, but what is your name, Vivian? I woke up next to ya naked and err, did we um Of course we did, but didn't I strap a jimmy, hun? I'm looking for the torn wrapper, but there don't seem to be one No offense baby girl, I don't mean any harm But disease is something I'm trying to keep my penis free from I find the package and I'm cool, I immediately run Like Speedy Gonzales, see if I see anyone Who might have a couple of 3's I'm fiending for some My head is pounding to the beat of the drum
[Hook B] Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello And do you happen to have anything on you to make my mood mellow? Some are opal and some are pink, some are blue and some are just yellow Girl I don't mean any harm all I wanted to do is just say hello
[Verse 3: Eminem] Oh, those were the days, they certainly were It's hurtin' me to know that I'll be closin' that curtain for good (Word, word, word, word, word, word, word) I second that and a third, rushed to emergency surgery To try to flush me because of the drugs that he purchased He's no longer getting them free, 100 bucks for these Percodans Plus it's getting to be where he'll lustfully search the den Pain is hitting his knee and his muscles be hurting him Tirelessly on the phone trying to rustle up, muscle relaxers For his back, and a couple of Paxils, now he's doubling backwards And he's stumbling back, slipped and fell, hit his back bone Heard something go crack, Now he's up in the bathroom Like he's busting a nap, almost ended it that soon Because of the fact, I'm just busting my own chops While I'm busting a rap, resuscitated and rejuved, so fuck it I'm back
[Hook B]
[Outro] Hello... Allow me to introduce myself My name is, Shady; it's so nice to meet you It's been a long time... Sorry I've been away so long My name is, Shady... I never meant to leave you